WATCH OUT!!

I was at the bottom of Racing Ridge (the giant yellow slide that you ride down on blue mats). I had my back towards the starting area because I was carring a mat to the bin. I saw three people up at the top and thought that since I was walking in the water, they were going to go on a different lane. As I was walking , sorry to say,two very large woman come zooming down beside me. That is when I heard...

WATCH OUT!!

I swiftly turn around, but it was too late. Another Large woman comes bareling right behind me!! Her head goes between my legs, I land on her and we both go down the rest of the slide. I am FREAKING OUT! Everyone, I mean everyone is laughing histarically, and the head guard that was at the top of the ride was lauphing none stop for 10 min. straight, not able to get out a single word!! One man was really upset because he was about to turn on his camera, but decided not to, and he could have got rich from Funniest Home Videos. I jump off the lady, and ask her are you ok, are you ok?? She asks back, are you ok?!?! I then said I was fine, but what mattered was if she was OK????!!!??!??!?! She replied with... I bench double your size, I am fine! Everyone is lauphing and I am shaking from how much adrenalin is pumping through my system. Luckily I only left with a sprained wrist and a good story to tell others!!