Don't go Potty!!

So basically I decided to post all of my crazy lifeguard stories that happen daily so enjoy!!

I was in the kiddy area when a little boy about 4 comes up to me.
Hi Lifeguard, I need to go potty!
I told him to go to his parents so they could take him to the bathroom
OK, (then he got distracted) What is that picture on your floaty.
I replied, Oh, that is a lifeguard on my tube, oh, but you better hurry, because you don't want to go potty in the water.
OK, (this is when he sat down in the water and the water turned a yellow color, as you can imagine) Don't worry I don't have to go anymore!